[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I thought they said to stay off the phone during a lightning storm.

[–] SlideRuler 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They also used to say that using the cellphone at a gas station will make the whole place explode

[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think my poor attempt at humor went over your head.

[–] KatHarzso 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hail Thor.