I come home from work and sit in my chair and drink a cold six pack every day and my friend usually has a woman in his room. I've heard it too many times. He starts whispering to them: "baby....I cant get off unless I fart first". The women are always like: "what??". Then I hear this loud wwwooOOONNNNKKkk! pert pert!! Then he's all like "oh yes!! uhh! uhh! uhhh!!!!". Then silence.
Each week he brings a different woman in. Sometimes two. Its always the same. He doesn't spring it on them until its time. I never said anything because I would rather punch myself in the balls then have to talk about something like that with anyone. wat do?