[–] Num83rGuy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My wife and I literally sat on a large rock in our yard promised to be good to one-another and decided that we were married. She is clergy so it was official paperwork and all.

Cheap as fuck. We've been married for going on 17 years.

[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha ago 

Long term marriage is for the top 10%.

Serial Monogamy 7-14 years for the 35% middle class. Let good men lease women until his children reach puberty, then move on to a new and higher SMV wife as his net worth increases. Let women end contracts to seek a better opportunity, but forfeit custody alimony or any incentive to leave aside from her solely owned property.

Leave the bottom 55% quarantined to spread disease and depopulate themselves through promiscuity. Profit from the medical care, but do not subsidize it.

[–] Diggernicks 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Simple solution

Don't get married