Again inspired by the Donald... hopefully this is better than my last one...
Asking the government for help, do not do it, stay sober
Getting it on time under budget, here’s a four leaf clover
Don't you know to close your umbrella, you are standing inside,
Distractions abound, here’s a stella, an observer on my ride,
My ride little feline, don’t you feel that tickle around your ear,
And your head hurts too? Here’s a pill, it will all become clear,
Inflation of 2 percent, it’s simple to control the economy,
Haven’t you heard the latest jobs report, we are the best really,
And everyone is equal, we even passed a law,
This is progress, come on kitty, give me paw,
Here’s another stella, I see your thirst has grown immense,
Potential to learn, but inefficiencies will keep you incensed,
Just keep them moving in a circle, once they realize,
They’re at the showcase showdown, about to win the prize,
But instead of bob barker, we’re living out our lives,
Confused and angry, lessons that should have been learned,
The system has yet self-corrected, continuing to churn,
Infiltration has been detected, more liquid, throat burns,
Almost lost control, the kitty trying to evolve to a new state,
How do I clean up this mess, more booze needed to sedate,
Lesson number 1, I can’t believe I did not keep true,
Marketing failures, more investment required in real news,
Continue the internal struggle, have them think they’re ahead,
But I’m not tired, no ambien, please don't send me to bed,
The light shines and I think about happiness instead,
About the childhood where I had clean water, no lead,
That’s right people in Flint, still take bathes with water bottles,
To drive into Flint, have good tires because of the potholes,
But why stop in a city, where you can’t go to certain gas stations,
Accidentally drink water, less iq, temporary state of elevated elation,
Sorry for the knowledge, or truth, maybe it’s propaganda,
Definitely propaganda, listening to that garbage, it’ll sink ya,
I have a monopoly on progress, you, you're a spectator in my sport,
Problems I will solve with my own, stop thinking, do not make me resort,
To fixing the schools in your neighbourhood, they require more dough,
So we can graduate Cookie cutter kids all filled with hope,
I'd rather them filled with skills but i guess that's what you get
when you let some like me control your schools, don't forget
you have no say in the schools that your offspring will spend 15 years
in the end the job market will send them into arrears
underpaid work that's where they'll learn the system was never fair
it was always against them but my kids, of course they were spared
i sent them to private school stupid, i had choice because i'm rich
5 liquor stores and 1 school option in your hood? aint life a bitch
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[–] rustysjohnson ago
Ode to the Emperor. Outstanding