Posted by: Scruffy_Nerfherder
Posting time: 3.4 years ago on 7/15/2017 4:27:25 AM
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submitted 3.4 years ago by Scruffy_Nerfherder
My esophagus doesn't function 100% because people are jerks. As a result I can get small bits of food in my airway from time to time. Tonight was such a time and a small bit of corn found its way in there. I've lived with this for the past 16 years so NBD. I once had an entire chewed up chicken nugget come out of my nose so a little bit of corn wasn't going to phase me. I just discreetly blew it into my hand, wiped it off on a napkin and went about my dinner - except that it shot out like a rocket, bounced off my hand, landed on the floor and the dog ate it.
Edit: I was culturally enriched by some urban youths 16 years ago.
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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.4 years ago
~Beat on the back of the head with a baseball bat. Could have been killed.~
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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
~Beat on the back of the head with a baseball bat. Could have been killed.~