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[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So what was with all the yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip? Need first hand details instead of across-wall accounts.

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[–] CttCJim [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Okay so the thing about fat girls is that they have something to prove. That's why they put out on the first date (in our case she was on the rag that day so it was BJ first date, sex on the second), that's why you can facefuck them or assfuck them or just jackhammer them and treat them like a sex toy, because they think if they show that they are sexual beings then it proves all their doubts about their bodies wrong (this is part of why there are chubby chasers). And for some women, this means moaning like you're in a porno.

(side note: it's also why all the FPH stories with kisses involve the words "I thought she was trying to eat my face". Because they do porno kissing and hollywood kissing but have no idea how to actually kiss.)

SilkHam was a huge (kek) weeaboo. Although we never watched any together that I recall, I have no doubt that her pornography of choice was hentai anime.

Have you ever seen japanese porn? The girls whine and mewl and cry because that's what japanese men are into: pure, innocent girls being defiled. "Kyaa! Senpai, iya da yo! Itai desu!"

So yeah, she was very vocal because she wanted to prove she was into sex... the same reason she claimed to love performing fellatio and then later claimed she hated it. But she had NO CLUE how to moan in a sexy way. So it was all little yelps in time with the action.

Honestly it's a wonder that I didn't get into BDSM and pick up a ball gag or something. *shakes head* Poor stupid young me.

EDIT: Oh yeah and she was a bit of a furry too, so that probably contributed.

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[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Man, I got the really short end of the stick then. My fat ex wouldn't do oral AT ALL, and was like "ew gross" at everything related to porn or shit beyond vanilla PIV. And she dressed like a total legbeard with the colors faded out and absolutely nothing that could make her look a bit better.

I still can't contain my laughter at the original description of the yip yip yip yip yip oh god I'm making a fool of myself at the bus while I type this

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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

be me

remember this story from 5chonz years ago

know precisely how it ends

be supremely disgusted with OP and yet also laughing hysterically

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[–] CttCJim [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's pretty much how it goes when @tozetre tells it at parties, too.

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[–] Tozetre 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lies, there's also usually those almost-vomiting noises.

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[–] Vaidin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They were stretchmarks that had split open

That... that is so disturbing.

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[–] CttCJim [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

the fact it happened, or the fact she claimed to have cut herself up?

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[–] Vaidin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My ball was definitely more in the first park rather than the second.

Becoming so large so quickly that your skin pops? It's like overwatering a cucumber or something.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yep, I had to pause after reading this.

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[–] fahque 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She's probably right about the estrogen. Large (tee hee) amounts of fat causes an increase in estrogen.

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[–] CttCJim [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought it increased testosterone? Confused now. Anyway, she was gross. So. Much. Blood. All over my bed and my junk and my legs. shudder

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[–] saintjackie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought male hams produced more estrogen and females more testosterone. Pretty sure I read it on FPH though so idk. Anyway, great/gross tale!