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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I will consume your stories like your fatass roommate consumes your foods.

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[–] formerobeast 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

These are great. Looking forward to next ones.

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[–] 2chinz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What a selfish, greedy pig. Good on you for being able to take the high road and not bitch slapping her greasy moon face. Love these stories, keep 'em coming!

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[–] pissflaps 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So she keeps on stealing your food? Can you lace anything with laxative or hidden ghost peppers?