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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Also made the mistake of mentioning I’m bi and she replied with “I’ve always wanted to know what it was like to be with a girl”.

-"I'm bisexual, not a zoophile, sorry."

-Would likely have not realized she was insulted until she looked the word up later

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[–] PipiPupi 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

LOL! You know I just realized what an insult it is to real animals to call fatfucks hippos/pigs/etc. Real hippos, piggies and all animals are adorable and wonderful! Fat blobs are wastesacks and should only be compared to barf/garbage/etc.

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[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

OMG this is so my next comeback. Beautiful <3

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"zoophile"... Ohhh youuuu LOL

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[–] l23r 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You can buy a regular fridge and affix a lock to it.

Also get locks for the cupboards, or store your dry goods in your room. I know it's annoying to have to bring stuff to the kitchen whenever you want to use it, but at least you will have food to do that with.

Go one step further and keep forks and plates and pans in your room too. Make the fatty buy her own stuff.

If possible, put a camera in the kitchen to record her stealing stuff.

Fuck; I'm pissed off for you. Reminds me of when I had a fatty roommate (middle aged smelly lazy pothead) He was really snarky when he saw me bringing in a mini fridge so I didn't have to put my food in the fridge overflowing with his food, including spoiled stuff. I know - big shock - fatty actually not eating something until it goes bad.

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[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wish I could install cameras but I just got a notice from my residence saying that they're doing inspections and "surveillance devices" are banned in common areas and bathrooms. Guess they've had problems with creepers before.

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[–] l23r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Then keep your shit on lockdown. If your roommates are okay with it, and with the amount of food Ms. Piggy is stealing it seems like they might be, make sure the future My 600 Pound Life star knows that she is the reason you need a personal fridge.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's been almost two weeks. Update!!!

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[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm planning to update every 3 weeks, I've got my notes ready though.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What about a mini update at 1.5 weeks?

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you already have your own mini-fridge, this is a cheaper option.

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[–] Privilegechecked85 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Looking very forward to your future post about baking some lax brownies and leaving the bait out. hint hint

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Can't wait for updates, I look forward to seeing this unravel. Subtley shitlord her too, that's always fun to read.

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Does she even steal your healthy food?! When I lived with a hammy I noticed that only junk food ever went missing. Also she would buy fruit and veg as a show, then I would find them rotting in the bottom part of the fridge.

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[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She doesn't steal my homemade meals (most chicken dishes) but my protein bars have started to myteriously go missing. Probably because she read the word "chocolate" on one of the boxes a week back.