Other Archived TIL ISIS Beheads Cigarette Smokers as the Islamic State Deems Smoking 'Slow Suicide' Under Sharia Law (ibtimes.com)
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Other Archived TIL ISIS Beheads Cigarette Smokers as the Islamic State Deems Smoking 'Slow Suicide' Under Sharia Law (ibtimes.com)
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[–] bumlightning 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago (edited ago)
Second hand smoke is like a very slow terrorist attack and the smoker should be considered a martyr.
[–] [deleted] 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
[–] bumlightning 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
It is as irrelevant to religion as car bombs and circumcision.
[–] tame 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
You'd think "declaring war on the most advanced military in the world" would count as suicide too. It's definitely quicker than smoking.
[–] SiWofos 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It is taking its time, though. Not all that quick.
[–] safe_space_invader 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
let's be honest, that's because no one wants to take responsibility for possible colateral damage on civilians. If that wasn't an issue the whole ISIS issue would be dealt with in matter of days
[–] FitMachoNaziAtheist 3 points 13 points 16 points (+16|-3) ago (edited ago)
Went back to reddit, voat is no different.
[–] OverJealousRapidToad 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
And anyone breathing, or metabolizing oxygen in general.
[–] stabbymcgoo ago
Pretty sure they do that
[–] danunit 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
I'd move there...
Aaaaaand 20 federal agencies are now watching me for saying I'd move to ISIS controlled land
[–] Spirits_ 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Let's make the penalty to suicide death. Sounds fucking great.
[–] middle_path 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's kind of like when the old man caught you with a pack of cigarettes and made you smoke the whole thing. Wanna kill yourself? Alright, let's see how you enjoy death!
[–] Easybee 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You get a beheading! YOU get a beheading! EVERYONE gets a beheading!
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[–] Karkrash66 ago
I really don't think you should place ISIS in a position of logical decision making.
[–] Rea11yN0tMe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But suicide bombing is A OK. Twats.
[–] anotherRefugee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think Phillip Morris International should take the lead. They can build a Tobacco coalition, RJReynolds, British Tobacco. They have more to loose if ISIS is successful and creates a Caliphate, than I do.