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[–] klobos 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Step 1: Don't drive into water.

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[–] carlip 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

instructions unclear dick stuck in cigarette lighter.

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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How do i escape a sinking marriage?

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[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Skip step 4

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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lol

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Your doors will not open while you are sinking because the water pressure outside is greater than that inside, thus holding the door shut.

Wait for the water to fill up the car. It's scary but you can do it. Then, when the pressures are almost equalized, you can open the door.

If you drove into the water, likely it's not very deep, so you can swim to safety. If you drove off a 300-foot dam into 300-foot-deep water, I cannot help you because you're an idiot.

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[–] 11350496? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Who has those auto tool escape thingies?

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The butt-end of a good personal knife will do the trick. You should be carrying one anyhow for self-defense and general utility. Don't get mugged by niggers without a knife in your pocket.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Headrest rod as a prybar to break the window

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[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I have a spring loaded center punch in my console, even easier to use.

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[–] Warmoose76 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My home nigga gots one dawg

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rehearsals help!

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Stick the metal rod of your headrest in between the window and the seal and pry back. This will also break the window.

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[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Never did like electric windows.

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