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[–] SuperSaiyanCock 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Jacquan Smith from Yale comes in the left flank with the perfectly executed sack, Jim!"

"And to think he only has the IQ of a retard, Tom"

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[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lul

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[–] MrPim 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I aint watching Jeopardy wondering what they lift

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[–] Jaga 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

People on Jeopardy ain't being funded by a school of higher lifting

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[–] MrPim 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Good point.

Not that I was debating the subject really.

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[–] bikergang_accountant 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why show fake stats? Sure some would be real but how many are grades being assigned to them for their sports abilities???

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[–] pushthis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

First grades shown. 2nd address their legitimacy..

Is a solid idea by OP y u so sjw?

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why so SJW? That's weird ... I'm thinking OP is calling out the dumbasses playing ball.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They ain't come to play no school.

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[–] Canada_is_gay 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

John Smith

QB

Senior

Economics major

3.4 GPA

Quote: "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country."

Bill Thomas

OT

Junior

Civil Engineering major

2.9 GPA

Quote: "Look closely at nature and then you'll understand everything better."

K'shawn Quintavarious Jackson

WR

Sophomore

African American Studies major

0.3 GPA, 4.0 when adjusted for systematic cultural bias

Quote: "We wuz kangs."

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[–] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It would be considered racist. Guarantee it.

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[–] libertyordeath 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

How about showing how much each player makes for the school.

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's hard to calculate.

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[–] libertyordeath 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Really? Texas - 105 million - 70 players - 1.5 mm per player. Seems pretty simple.