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[–] TimberWolfAlpha ago 

there's definitely a most effective order to sell those things in, but I suspect it's not well adhered to.

You'd want to sell sex first. I suspect most hold off till last on this, but you'll have an easier time selling yourself if you've still got your hair. Not that men are going to turn down sex just because you've disfigured your appearance, but you'll fetch a higher price if you look better. And you want to get the most out of this, don't you?

Second, get pregnant and start selling breast milk. You can continue stage 1 for much of the pregnancy, so keep your hair. and then as your ability to whore yourself out starts to run dry, you become a milk cow.

Third, when the baby comes and you need the milk to feed it, then you sell your hair.

Capitalism: hard at work, saving people from socialism.