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It's a reenactment. I need to maintain my online anonymity so the online community doesn't realize that I am actually horribly deformed. So I try to pull out girls breasts and masturbate upon them. I guess I should spend more time with @homer's mom.
I often think about what I'd do if my adult mind was placed inside my childlike body. Mostly it is a nightmare but there would be some definite advantages.
What sort of advantages are we talking about? The "let's play doctor" routine with your nubile cousin? Or the boring old "bet on every major sporting event?" Type?
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[–] libby 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I doubt you're that cute.
[–] Feeling_my_goats [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's a reenactment. I need to maintain my online anonymity so the online community doesn't realize that I am actually horribly deformed. So I try to pull out girls breasts and masturbate upon them. I guess I should spend more time with @homer's mom.
[–] mamwad 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Baby needs to check his privilege.
[–] hyperoperation ago
I often think about what I'd do if my adult mind was placed inside my childlike body. Mostly it is a nightmare but there would be some definite advantages.
[–] SlothropAnAbreaction ago
What sort of advantages are we talking about? The "let's play doctor" routine with your nubile cousin? Or the boring old "bet on every major sporting event?" Type?