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[–] Kleyno 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This post is shit, because the title lies for the body. Good Job.

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[–] Maskedsaturn [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

;D

Thanks man, it feels like this post worked for me.

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[–] EggsBenADick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

First we get the jobs

then we get the khakis

then we get the girls.

It should work for friends too.

Source: Dockers commercials

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[–] toats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

/v/hailcorporate do we have that here?

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[–] EggsBenADick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah the link works. The source is actually BASEketball though, but it still counts.

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[–] Internet_Refugee 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Step 1: Find Oakley's sunglasses. They're the coolest, most friend-inviting shades in existence. You are guaranteed a plethora of interesting friends with these beauties.

Step 2: Get swole. Workout excessively, but only work the glamour muscles. I'm talking bi's and tri's, baby. This is a very important step to being cool.

Step 3: Remove teeth. They will only complicate your lifestyle change. You wouldn't want them getting in the way of any friendships, would you?

Step 4: Distance yourself from humankind completely.

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CONGRATULATIONS! You now have friends.

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[–] Sadistic_Bastard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Step 3) Masturbate using tears as lubricant.

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[–] Maskedsaturn [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nah. That is step 4 or 5 if anything, step 3 would be realizing you will die alone.

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[–] Maskedsaturn [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It works for me.

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[–] hyperoperation ago 

How to get friends!

Step 1) Don't get belligerently drunk and break all of their furniture

Step 2) You broke step 1 didn't you?

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[–] Maskedsaturn [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I skip the drinking, that is illegal for me!

I just destroy their furniture when I'm angry.

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[–] LegoMyEgo ago 

Don't let maskedsaturn fool you. This doesn't work for him. He has no friends.

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[–] Maskedsaturn [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're right.

God damn you Lego, who the fuck invited you!? ;(

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[–] LegoMyEgo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just kidding. You've got a friend in me. ♫♫

Edit: Damn I see it worked after all.