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[–] ghostprototype [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The 100-meter ass-lunge. If you're not familiar with it, you start off with sucking off and slobbering on as many dildos as you can in 60 seconds. Then you dive ass first into a whole field of dildos and pray that the one you land on was the one you self-lubricated.

I am a four-time gold medalist in the event.

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[–] jobes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But....but I thought you had a shy butthole! You wouldn't dare compete in a butthole penetration event in public. I FOUND A PHONY GUYS!

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[–] ghostprototype [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Actually, I'm a nevernude. After jumping 100 meters into a field of dildos, the force of the impact is enough to tear straight through my coveralls and penetrate my anus.

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[–] Definitely_a_Goat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Feeling_my_goats ago 

An athlete and a gentleman.