Archived My half-ass application for the moderator position (SoapboxBanhammer)
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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Archived My half-ass application for the moderator position (SoapboxBanhammer)
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[–] Feeling_my_goats 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Which special Olympics event did you compete in and how has that prepared you for the responsibilities of being a mod of the gayest forum in the internet?
[–] ghostprototype [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
The 100-meter ass-lunge. If you're not familiar with it, you start off with sucking off and slobbering on as many dildos as you can in 60 seconds. Then you dive ass first into a whole field of dildos and pray that the one you land on was the one you self-lubricated.
I am a four-time gold medalist in the event.
[–] jobes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But....but I thought you had a shy butthole! You wouldn't dare compete in a butthole penetration event in public. I FOUND A PHONY GUYS!
[–] Feeling_my_goats ago
An athlete and a gentleman.