Archived These are my freeze peaches. Please don't fuck them. (simpledailyrecipes.com)
submitted ago by Sausage_Mahoney
Posted by: Sausage_Mahoney
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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Archived These are my freeze peaches. Please don't fuck them. (simpledailyrecipes.com)
submitted ago by Sausage_Mahoney
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[–] mamwad 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
But they're giving me fuck me eyes.
[–] Sausage_Mahoney [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's just the Schnapps talking.
[–] mamwad 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
https://youtu.be/9ySPxV4CHas
[–] MooseCommando 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nope. Imma fuck'em.
[–] elgindelta 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
my hammer bearings are cold now, and...don't eat the one on the right, or was it left?
[–] Internet_Refugee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now this is a patriotic post.
[–] SniperWaffle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Too late
Made jam
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Your mom sat on them when I ran to the store for more snacks.
[–] Sausage_Mahoney [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They looked so odd i just had to cut one in half.
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh look, it already has an STD.