This shit is seriously for drunks and vagabonds.
edit: my phone died because I'm a faggot. Sick of farting on people as they cross the street. Going to take my camcorder out and annoy the police.
edit 2: Gave up on the cops. I'm at some panhandler's house watching Jurassic Park, waiting for him to score me weed. He's black and has a fat white girlfriend. Shocker.
edit 3: asshole stole my money claiming the police stopped him. Worth it, I got video of his shitty house. Just another day in the life.
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[–] Justbare 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you could be supreme leader of the world for one hour what laws would you pass/abolish?
[–] mamwad [S] ago
All beer is free, and my dad has to drink something other than Bud. He's a huge faggot. Wouldn't taste my tasty beer.