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Great advice, thanks. Do you remove the dick from the man first or do you just have them follow you around all day?
@Mick and @im_philbo, you guys are free to help me out right?
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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Shove more dick in there. The more dick that fills your butt the less shit can escape.
[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Great advice, thanks. Do you remove the dick from the man first or do you just have them follow you around all day? @Mick and @im_philbo, you guys are free to help me out right?
[–] Gerrador 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
/u/im_philbo has some seriously relevant flair.
[–] im_philbo ago
I find it helps to alternate on a three to one basis. Three Disembodied Penises, followed by one still attached.