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Where can I exchange my busted girl butt then? Apparently I'm a defective ladycreature cause I shit. A lot.
The best are the large shits you look at and realize "I could fit a much larger dick in my ass than I have been". Or the hulk-colored shits you get from purple food coloring.
Great advice, thanks. Do you remove the dick from the man first or do you just have them follow you around all day?
@Mick and @im_philbo, you guys are free to help me out right?
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[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Where can I exchange my busted girl butt then? Apparently I'm a defective ladycreature cause I shit. A lot.
The best are the large shits you look at and realize "I could fit a much larger dick in my ass than I have been". Or the hulk-colored shits you get from purple food coloring.
[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Shove more dick in there. The more dick that fills your butt the less shit can escape.
[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Great advice, thanks. Do you remove the dick from the man first or do you just have them follow you around all day? @Mick and @im_philbo, you guys are free to help me out right?