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[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where can I exchange my busted girl butt then? Apparently I'm a defective ladycreature cause I shit. A lot.

The best are the large shits you look at and realize "I could fit a much larger dick in my ass than I have been". Or the hulk-colored shits you get from purple food coloring.

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shove more dick in there. The more dick that fills your butt the less shit can escape.

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[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Great advice, thanks. Do you remove the dick from the man first or do you just have them follow you around all day? @Mick and @im_philbo, you guys are free to help me out right?