Posted by: TurdLord5000
Posting time: 2 months ago on 10/14/2020 7:28:57 PM
Last edit time: 2 months ago on 10/14/2020 7:37:56 PM
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4 upvotes, 1 downvotes (80% upvoted it)
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I Voted - No Pants (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted 2 months ago by TurdLord5000
No one said anything, but I don't think anyone else voted for no pants.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2 months ago
Pants are the root of all evil.
Hence, I DO THE NO PANTS DANCE!
[–] TurdLord5000 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2 months ago
No pants is best pants.
[–] shewhomustbeobeyed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2 months ago
Full monty?
Full Morty.
FULL MORTIS!
Optima quaeque dies miseris mortalibus aevi Prima fugit; subeunt morbi tristisque senectus Et labor, et durae rapit inclementia mortis.
As long as I don't have to look, okay.
I always vote for comfy, over a bra, so who am I to judge.
[–] Drunkenst 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)
wif waifu at party, fly left accidentally open, relieved i caught the wardrobe malfunction just in time.
waifu: “nevermind dear not to worry; a dead man can’t fall out of an open window.”
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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pants are the root of all evil.
Hence, I DO THE NO PANTS DANCE!
[–] TurdLord5000 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No pants is best pants.
[–] shewhomustbeobeyed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Full monty?
[–] TurdLord5000 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Full Morty.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
FULL MORTIS!
Optima quaeque dies miseris mortalibus aevi Prima fugit; subeunt morbi tristisque senectus Et labor, et durae rapit inclementia mortis.
[–] shewhomustbeobeyed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As long as I don't have to look, okay.
I always vote for comfy, over a bra, so who am I to judge.
[–] Drunkenst ago (edited ago)
wif waifu at party, fly left accidentally open, relieved i caught the wardrobe malfunction just in time.
waifu: “nevermind dear not to worry; a dead man can’t fall out of an open window.”