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I tried to use the Yandex brower to Google Translate the original instructions from Russian to English while Alexa and Siri were fighting over control of my microphone and camera. Things got a little out of hand, and my microwave called for an intervention - the Samsung salesman in the van in the alley behind Costco said this model is a trained mediator. Anyway, when it was all over, the banana in my pocket was REALLY frickin hard man, so I took it to the vet.
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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That wasn't accidental...
In fact, I clearly labeled it as a pic of my penis.
83% approval rating! I'm probably the only goat that can do that and get an 83% approval rating.
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How do you irradiate your penis accidentally?
[–] MadJackChurchill [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I tried to use the Yandex brower to Google Translate the original instructions from Russian to English while Alexa and Siri were fighting over control of my microphone and camera. Things got a little out of hand, and my microwave called for an intervention - the Samsung salesman in the van in the alley behind Costco said this model is a trained mediator. Anyway, when it was all over, the banana in my pocket was REALLY frickin hard man, so I took it to the vet.