Posted by: TheBuddha
Posting time: 1.2 years ago on 9/29/2019 6:37:39 AM
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Archived on: 12/28/2019 10:00:00 AM
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Archived So... I've been thinking... (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted 1.2 years ago by TheBuddha
Because I am retarded, I kept the baby. The baby is back to sleep. I am distinctly not back to sleep.
If you wake up after midnight, but before the sun rises, is it really day-drinking?
Sadly, I probably can't drink wine. I already told you, I'm retarded and I kept the baby.
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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 1.2 years ago
I already paid for a yearly timeshare at Disney. Two weeks, every year, that they gotta take the kid to Disney.
I've had decades to plan this out.
When she's old enough, I'll give her a muscle car. Probably a Charger.
[–] Maltherian1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.2 years ago
You sir are cruel. I love it
My daughter was a horrible child. I'm still baffled as to how she managed to become a good adult.
She once stole my car and totaled it by crashing it. I remember. I remember lots of stuff.
Baby's first drum kit is gonna be one of my favorite gifts.
I can't wait until she's old enough to learn how to swear.
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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I already paid for a yearly timeshare at Disney. Two weeks, every year, that they gotta take the kid to Disney.
I've had decades to plan this out.
When she's old enough, I'll give her a muscle car. Probably a Charger.
[–] Maltherian1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You sir are cruel. I love it
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My daughter was a horrible child. I'm still baffled as to how she managed to become a good adult.
She once stole my car and totaled it by crashing it. I remember. I remember lots of stuff.
Baby's first drum kit is gonna be one of my favorite gifts.
I can't wait until she's old enough to learn how to swear.