Posted by: TheBuddha
Posting time: 1.2 years ago on 9/29/2019 6:37:39 AM
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Archived So... I've been thinking... (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted 1.2 years ago by TheBuddha
Because I am retarded, I kept the baby. The baby is back to sleep. I am distinctly not back to sleep.
If you wake up after midnight, but before the sun rises, is it really day-drinking?
Sadly, I probably can't drink wine. I already told you, I'm retarded and I kept the baby.
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[–] ShowMeYourKitties 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) 1.2 years ago
I'm writing code with a sleeping child strapped to my chest and drinking Sherry.
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.2 years ago
The hotel has long since scrounged up a crib. They just leave it here in the suite.
sighs
I should probably head back to Maine in a week or so.
[–] ShowMeYourKitties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.2 years ago
Babby is a consequence of going around asking people of you can play their pipe organ.
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[–] ShowMeYourKitties 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
MeToo
I'm writing code with a sleeping child strapped to my chest and drinking Sherry.
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The hotel has long since scrounged up a crib. They just leave it here in the suite.
sighs
I should probably head back to Maine in a week or so.
[–] ShowMeYourKitties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Babby is a consequence of going around asking people of you can play their pipe organ.