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[–] TheBuddha [S] ago 

Yup. You're going to hell. We've got a new Jesus and you'd better get in on the ground floor.

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[–] sosat_menya_reddit ago 

Jesus didn’t finish cutting the deadfall on the side of my upper pond. I paid him and Hugo $200 upfront and they were supposed to get the other $500 when they finished. They worked for 8 hours and never came back. fuck Jesus

I called the sheriff. We are starting to have too many spics around here anyway. The last sheriff ran them all off but he retired. New sheriff is a cuck.

I was born of hell going back doesn’t scare me.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] ago 

Oh, no... You misunderstand.

This means we can do all the sinning we want and just chuck mick back up on the cross when we feel we need some forgiving.

Also, we're gonna be rich!