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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're just not creative enough.

I'm gonna confess to them in full detail all of my sins, all the sordid details - with colorful commentary added!

Wait until I tell him 'bout sticking it in ex buddy's girlfriend's ass in a bar bathroom stall.

I need a whole lot of forgiveness!

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[–] PuttsMum 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I talked to my father, he said, "tell Buddha high-5!"

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It seemed the right thing to do, at the time. He and I were no longer buddies and she was cute.

I finished all over her face. You'd have thought it was a porn shoot.

It was awesome, in retrospect.

Being a musician does have some benefits.

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Naa, you good.