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Jesus didn’t finish cutting the deadfall on the side of my upper pond. I paid him and Hugo $200 upfront and they were supposed to get the other $500 when they finished. They worked for 8 hours and never came back. fuck Jesus
I called the sheriff. We are starting to have too many spics around here anyway. The last sheriff ran them all off but he retired. New sheriff is a cuck.
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[–] Pubiclouse 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dafuq? Who's Mick?
[–] Le_Squish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Voat's dad.
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You mean New Jesus.
Have some goddamned respect!
[–] Pubiclouse 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
-__- sry
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ok I confess. I'm a white male and I find white women attractive.
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't fucking tell me. I ain't New Jesus.
Go find him and tell him yourself. I'm sure as shit not his secretary.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hey I've seen you. You jesus looking motherfucker, you can't fool me...
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I stand by my convictions that Jesus was a zombie.
[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're just not creative enough.
I'm gonna confess to them in full detail all of my sins, all the sordid details - with colorful commentary added!
Wait until I tell him 'bout sticking it in ex buddy's girlfriend's ass in a bar bathroom stall.
I need a whole lot of forgiveness!
[–] PuttsMum 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I talked to my father, he said, "tell Buddha high-5!"
[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Naa, you good.
[–] sosat_menya_reddit ago
Believe in fairytales at your own hazard.
Nothing, and I mean nothing has fucked up humanity as much as religions
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
Yup. You're going to hell. We've got a new Jesus and you'd better get in on the ground floor.
[–] sosat_menya_reddit ago
Jesus didn’t finish cutting the deadfall on the side of my upper pond. I paid him and Hugo $200 upfront and they were supposed to get the other $500 when they finished. They worked for 8 hours and never came back. fuck Jesus
I called the sheriff. We are starting to have too many spics around here anyway. The last sheriff ran them all off but he retired. New sheriff is a cuck.
I was born of hell going back doesn’t scare me.