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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

get a good friend, find your nearest muslim populated community

play catch with quran.

badly.

make sure you drop it a lot.

get ready to run like fuck.

If you get the chance to explain yourself before you die (highly unlikely) start with "assalamalaikum my brothers, i am just like you" "what... muslim?" "no, i too like to fuck goats"