Posted by: ExpertShitposter
Posting time: 1.8 years ago on 2/8/2019 1:39:07 PM
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Archived So I've been thinking... (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted 1.8 years ago by ExpertShitposter
.....walking out of the store, i noticed I'm wearing a black wool cap, black winter jacked, black hoodie, black t-shirt, black cargo pants, black boxers, black sneakers, and grey socks.
Suddenly i'm thinking...why? But then i remembered.....cuz I'M A MUTHAFOKEN 33YO DOOMER THAT'S WHY.
[–] SeanBox 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) 1.8 years ago
You might be goth...are you mad at your dad?
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) 1.8 years ago
Leme check.
Seems i am not goth.
fyi … 2%+2%+48%=52%...
TIL: goths can't do maff.
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) 1.8 years ago
@zyklon_b knows i eint playn no shit
[–] zyklon_b 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) 1.8 years ago
@expertshitposter will smoke anybody wit a gun
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 1.8 years ago
and if they survive i finish em off with insults
[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.8 years ago
Grey socks? What the fuck is wrong with you?
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.8 years ago
its like the perfect blend between black and white.
white is no go, its for bosnian mulsims
black is no go, its for male pornstars, often jews.
grey is the only safe option
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[–] SeanBox 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
You might be goth...are you mad at your dad?
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Leme check.
Seems i am not goth.
[–] SeanBox 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
fyi … 2%+2%+48%=52%...
TIL: goths can't do maff.
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
@zyklon_b knows i eint playn no shit
[–] zyklon_b 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
@expertshitposter will smoke anybody wit a gun
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
and if they survive i finish em off with insults
[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Grey socks? What the fuck is wrong with you?
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
its like the perfect blend between black and white.
white is no go, its for bosnian mulsims
black is no go, its for male pornstars, often jews.
grey is the only safe option