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I'm Voat's resident non-white. I'm Native American. I'm so Native that Canada has to let me in. I have two passports, even. I'm Micmac. Voat's seen my picture many times. I've even met a few goats and the last one brought their spouse and child and chilled at my party for a couple of days.
'Snot an ancient Indian trick. We are proud people. We only fuck bears. Well, and sometimes wolves. Also, there was Larry, he drank a lot, and he fucked dolphins.
Oh no, we have non whites here? It looks so clean though. I'm also a Native American. I was born here.
But I'm talking about the ancient and wise Shawnee of Pennsylvania. I understand that the Miꞌkmaq fuck bears. This is a whole different field of Groundhog fucking and their innately awesome ability to change the weather upon orgasm. It was apparently started by a Chief Eatssaltybeaver way back in ancient times.
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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh, man... You are new.
I'll give ya a hint:
I'm Voat's resident non-white. I'm Native American. I'm so Native that Canada has to let me in. I have two passports, even. I'm Micmac. Voat's seen my picture many times. I've even met a few goats and the last one brought their spouse and child and chilled at my party for a couple of days.
'Snot an ancient Indian trick. We are proud people. We only fuck bears. Well, and sometimes wolves. Also, there was Larry, he drank a lot, and he fucked dolphins.
[–] Action_Bastard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh no, we have non whites here? It looks so clean though. I'm also a Native American. I was born here.
But I'm talking about the ancient and wise Shawnee of Pennsylvania. I understand that the Miꞌkmaq fuck bears. This is a whole different field of Groundhog fucking and their innately awesome ability to change the weather upon orgasm. It was apparently started by a Chief Eatssaltybeaver way back in ancient times.
Does dolphin fucking grant any special abilities?
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No, he just liked to fuck dolphins. It was pretty good fir him until the RCMP caught him.