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[–] Action_Bastard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't believe me, try it for yourself.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, man... You are new.

I'll give ya a hint:

I'm Voat's resident non-white. I'm Native American. I'm so Native that Canada has to let me in. I have two passports, even. I'm Micmac. Voat's seen my picture many times. I've even met a few goats and the last one brought their spouse and child and chilled at my party for a couple of days.

'Snot an ancient Indian trick. We are proud people. We only fuck bears. Well, and sometimes wolves. Also, there was Larry, he drank a lot, and he fucked dolphins.

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[–] Action_Bastard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh no, we have non whites here? It looks so clean though. I'm also a Native American. I was born here.

But I'm talking about the ancient and wise Shawnee of Pennsylvania. I understand that the Miꞌkmaq fuck bears. This is a whole different field of Groundhog fucking and their innately awesome ability to change the weather upon orgasm. It was apparently started by a Chief Eatssaltybeaver way back in ancient times.

Does dolphin fucking grant any special abilities?