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Agreed. Only girls have breasts. If we're ever going to become a race of Nazi robots that destroy Zion like in the movie, 'The Matrix,' this will be an important first step.
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[–] ArcAngel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
rabbis gonna eat those too?
[–] heygeorge [S] ago
I imagine we can be more inclusive than that!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol! You’re getting it.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have a pierced nipple. Does that count?
[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No. And also you don’t.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I actually really do
[–] Hockey_Sweater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Agreed. Only girls have breasts. If we're ever going to become a race of Nazi robots that destroy Zion like in the movie, 'The Matrix,' this will be an important first step.
[–] heygeorge [S] ago
I like how it starts with “agreed” and then goes to another dimension.
[–] Hockey_Sweater ago
Wasn't the whole point of SoapBoxBannerHammer porn, LolCats, and the destruction of Israel?
[–] totes_magotes ago
I said no such thing.
[–] heygeorge [S] ago
Yeah, that’s why I didn’t ping you in OP.
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Every time you ping me, an angel gets his wings.
[–] sweatingbullets ago
I'll only get my nipples sliced off if I can have them sewn onto my forehead. that would be fun.
[–] heygeorge [S] ago
Are you a baby boy?
[–] sweatingbullets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
no. I just want nipples on my forehead.
[–] i_scream_trucks 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
How do you circumcised a Redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Well there's at least one fucking Redneck hanging around here...