Archived I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed (SoapboxBanhammer)
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Archived I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed (SoapboxBanhammer)
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[–] heygeorge [S] ago
Good idea. All the greats like Mencia do that. Where are you going to put it?
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't need to carry around those midgets for the parade anymore so I was thinking about sticking it in my ass. It could use some natural astringent to close things up.
[–] heygeorge [S] ago
That’ll prob work! Let me know how it turns out.