So, I got an email that said they have my password from a porn site and my porn videos. They threatened to show them all to my friends, unless I sent bitcoin to an address included in the email.
They obviously have no idea who I am. None.
I tried sending them back an email, but it bounced. Man, I want them to send those videos to everyone, including my friends and family. I want them to post 'em on the nightly news.
Hell, I don't ever remember making porn vids online. It's something I've probably done, and getting to see those videos would be awesome!
Worst blackmail attempt, pretty much in the entire history of blackmail attempts.