Archived Reminder: There is some chance I've nutted on your grandmother's tits. (SoapboxBanhammer)
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Archived Reminder: There is some chance I've nutted on your grandmother's tits. (SoapboxBanhammer)
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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
LOL Granny used to be a looker!
Or, back in my day, we called that "Hot to trot!"
[–] JopharVorin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
haha
Did you show her your gingambobs or Pego? She may have bagpiped you? I hope she didn't use her Godeminche on ya.
Then when it was over I bet she told you: ""You should feel proud; that queef was the musical result of you strumming me for two hours straight."
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
LOL That could be any one of a number of grannies!
I was remarking to EH the other day about how I don't actually know how many women I've had sex with and I sure as hell don't remember their names. Some of them, I never knew their name. My goal was to ensure she knows that sort of behavior really doesn't have much benefit and carries a lot of risk. She's a smart girl. She pays attention. Thus many of my stories to her have a lesson buried in them.
She's actually not played guitar her full six hours today. She's got one of the band members over. The band member is just 19 and she likes hanging out with EH. She's a good influence and she's in her second year of college. So, that's the kind of person EH should be hanging out with.
They are both in my studio right now, but I hear nobody making music. The band member will be spending another night here, but that's okay. She spent much of the summer here. She doesn't have anything until Thursday when she takes a test, I guess. I'm told EH is helping her study, but I'm skeptical.