You know about Easter Island, right? It's like pretty much the most remote island on the planet. It's the place where they have giant statues and shit.
At some point, someone hopped in a boat with a sizable enough group of people to sustain a population and to create a culture all their own - thousands of miles from other people.
Can you imagine how shitty the neighbors had to be in order to motivate them to pack their shit and move to an island thousands of miles away? I bet they played their stereo too loud, threw drunken parties, and left a derelict canoe sitting on their unkempt lawn. They had to be horrible neighbors to motivate something like that.
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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Im getting my own island
With blackjack
And hookers...
They were big on head ya know....
[–] Artofchoke 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think there was a bit of the ole' cannibalismo going on down there.
How you feeling today?
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I feel pretty good, actually. I'm just mostly low energy and it has a weird effect on my concentration. I don't like it much. I should probably do cocaine!
And yes, they ate people! They did, too! To stop it, they invented a contest where young men would swim across to an island, climb like 1000' up a cliff, get an egg, and then swim back with it. The first to do so was the winner and the tribe they belonged to could rule for the year. Also, that stretch of ocean has sharks.
I ain't even kidding.
[–] Artofchoke 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Keep pushing fluids, do some plain hot water, rest rest rest! hugs
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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sorry, that last response was edited for reasons I'm not going to explain.
I actually suspect it was (((aliens))).
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I better edit my response.