Archived I have reached a conclusion, and my decision is final. (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted ago by TheBuddha
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Archived I have reached a conclusion, and my decision is final. (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted ago by TheBuddha
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[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
I have pretty much never checked out Twitter and I'm not gonna start today.
Now mow your damned lawn! Or at least clean your garage. Fall is coming.
If you had a good lawn, you might have a good girlfriend! Or at least a neighbor that you can creep on from a distance.
Yes, the only reason she moved is you. She moved because of you.
I'm not the one who has to deal with this. This is YOUR fault.
[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
so walking over there with my cock out was a bad move..... FUCK!!!!!! I KNEW IT
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
No, it's that you probably didn't do it often enough. You should do it more frequently.
Also, it's http://zombo.com (They don't appear to have upgraded to an SSL.)
[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i could verify if you want
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
I have about as much interest in Twitter as I have in Brittany Spears nudes.
Which is to say none. I'm not even morbidly curious. I've been to https://zombo.com more times than I've been to Twitter - and that's not exaggerating.