Archived I have reached a conclusion, and my decision is final. (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted ago by TheBuddha
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Archived on: 12/18/2018 10:00:00 AM
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Archived I have reached a conclusion, and my decision is final. (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted ago by TheBuddha
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[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i actually did mow my lawn yesterday
this is hurtful, how dare you
Hey...have you checked out Twitter?
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
I have pretty much never checked out Twitter and I'm not gonna start today.
Now mow your damned lawn! Or at least clean your garage. Fall is coming.
If you had a good lawn, you might have a good girlfriend! Or at least a neighbor that you can creep on from a distance.
Yes, the only reason she moved is you. She moved because of you.
I'm not the one who has to deal with this. This is YOUR fault.
[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
so walking over there with my cock out was a bad move..... FUCK!!!!!! I KNEW IT
[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i could verify if you want