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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

MOW YOUR FUCKING LAWN!

If you had kept your damn lawn mowed, your milfy neighbor might have stuck around longer and spent more time talking to you!

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[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

i actually did mow my lawn yesterday

you had kept your damn lawn mowed, your milfy neighbor might have stuck around longe

this is hurtful, how dare you

Hey...have you checked out Twitter?

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[–] TheBuddha [S] ago 

I have pretty much never checked out Twitter and I'm not gonna start today.

Now mow your damned lawn! Or at least clean your garage. Fall is coming.

If you had a good lawn, you might have a good girlfriend! Or at least a neighbor that you can creep on from a distance.

Yes, the only reason she moved is you. She moved because of you.

I'm not the one who has to deal with this. This is YOUR fault.