Archived Many of you can't hold a candle to this level of shitpost (voat.co)
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Archived Many of you can't hold a candle to this level of shitpost (voat.co)
submitted ago by heygeorge
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[–] ColdSteam 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I held a candle to that - in fact, I held five, but then a pentagram appeared around me and then each of the Beatle dopplegangers appeared and took my candles, including the mysterious 5th Beatle, who turned out to be none other than Phil Hartman who interestingly was dressed and in character for his old Chick Hazard role on the Peewee Herman show, but with a Welsh accent. Which sounds like someone drunk on whisky with an uncooked potato in one jaw and a hard broiled egg in the other, trying to count backwards in Japanese while occasionally belching. Come to think of it, that's Welsh not just a Welsh accent. But I don't speak Welsh, so what do I know. Anyway, I was able to escape by having my pet iguana Sandy pee on the candles, so it was a close call and this should completely validate the poster's premise.