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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I can't. Those are all my children.

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ah, I'll find another batch. You're more quality of quantity. Your offspring will lead @crustybeaver52 and @ilikeskittles children into battle.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have no idea how I only have two kids. I pretty much fucked an entire generation (besides the millenials) and didn't use protection. Things slowed a bit during the AIDS scare and I mostly used protection after that, sorta...

I'm baffled.

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[–] DieselBustersYes ago 

You must have a world record or something for the most kids. Or you're close up there. Good job!

Did it cost a million dollars of tax payer money to take care of them?

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nah, more than that!

Really, I'm actually surprised I only have two. I stuck my dick in everything.