Archived I don't care if you have to use duct tape, put the pubic hair back! (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted ago by TheBuddha
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Archived I don't care if you have to use duct tape, put the pubic hair back! (SoapboxBanhammer)
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[–] gabara 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How about all pubic hair must be between 3 mm and 50 mm. I could get a cushy government job enforcing this, and I'm good with kids.
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
Okay, but we have to make sure you do your job properly. You'll need to take photographic proof and record video.
You know, for the kids!
sighs
The pizza gate weirdos are going to believe you. You know that, right? I can see it now. Gabara is a pedo!
Also, 5 cm is pretty long. Then again, you are a monster. That's to be expected.
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
Okay, but we have to make sure you do your job properly. You'll need to take photographic proof and record video.
You know, for the kids!
sighs
The pizza gate weirdos are going to believe you. You know that, right? I can see it now. Gabara is a pedo!