Archived Why do we have two hands but only one dick? (SoapboxBanhammer)
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Archived Why do we have two hands but only one dick? (SoapboxBanhammer)
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[–] heygeorge 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's god's way of saying that more than one pussy at a time = trouble.
[–] DieselBustersYes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Mormons don't seem to understand this.
[–] totes_magotes [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh thank God. I was beginning to wonder if maybe I was masturbating wrong or something.