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[–] gabara 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Actually the hands are to hold down the woman with.

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[–] totes_magotes [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Erm.....

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[–] gabara 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Or hold her down with one, punch her with the other. I prefer unnatural coitus, where the woman is compliant. Then you can use your hands to play with her boobs.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hands break in fight, and burn in chemical plants. Dicks don't. Thats why you need a backup hand.

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If we had two dicks, mankind would still be living in caves because we'd never get anything productive done.

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[–] totes_magotes [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can’t argue with that

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's god's way of saying that more than one pussy at a time = trouble.

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[–] DieselBustersYes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mormons don't seem to understand this.

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[–] totes_magotes [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh thank God. I was beginning to wonder if maybe I was masturbating wrong or something.

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How else you supposed to hold up the porno mag centerfold?

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[–] DrunkViking 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So amputate one of your arms then. Problem solved. Or maybe the other hand is to wipe your ass with? Better keep it then.