Since I was benned for being suspiciously Mick-ish when this stylesheet abortion was first strewn about my screen, I was unable to publicly admonish its mentally ill and spiritually tortured progenitor. Due to the moral iniquity of the mods, I have again been allowed back into this asylum. I can only guess the reasoning for this choice is so that I may once more proselytize about all of your failings, shortcomings, and inadequacies.
The man responsible for this CSS horror show is the sort of sick, sadistic, sexually deviant monster this sub deserves in charge. As such, I call upon @heygeorge, @Trigglypuf, and the rest off the degenerates nominally in charge of this CIA run charade to do the right thing: give this optical Mengele [O]wnership rights, and then step aside en mass in order to allow this shithole to be run properly.
I hereby call upon @Failure to be created Lord Protector of SoapBoxBanHammer, to rule in benevolent omnipotence, and to crush the deplorable degenerates running amok here!