Sunday Night Talent Show!!! As in tonight ya cucks. Post an OP of any talent you have, or...think you have anyway. Write poetry? Post it! Write music? Post it! Write code? Post it! Write on post it notes then make them into no fold origami bath salt inhalation tubes you master class show-off of much cuckuppance? Post it! Win first prize? A brand new Prius, sure to turn the head of every beta beard @ @Faustian (s) pot cuck dinners held at the local church of derpness...err, darkness. Win second prize?! There is no second place you faqqin Tardy McTismo, the fukke you think this is, some liberal participation trophy mill? Do you see any signs about the place sayin acme trophy manufacturing? Naw, ya don't. See anything that even remotely looks like a trophy around here? Obviously not counting @mick (s) my little pony™ collection, or @kevdude (s) he-man™, ahem..."collectables" that very curiously, apon cursory inspection seem poorly..."No, thats to much credit"...seem like an eplilectic mongoloid locked in a strobe lighted room re-colored them with a hard alcohol withdrawalesque brush technique and acrylic model paint, to make them appear nekked... Special adhdition I think zqr called them, and of course not @ryan8202 (s) paper "mesh A" jewnicorns™, clearly. Though all are examples of submission material. And remember, its for fun..."our fun", cuz basically, we gon roast on all op's. Don't participate?... Benn...Participate?... Benn...Win? I mean if having a spergo spiral of cukcarions circling overhead waiting to pick your post apart as it dies under the weight of its inevitable hyper-inflated inadequacy, then sure. You win. Go you.
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Prius is a ® ™ of bernie supporters, sjw's and climate scientist/believers. For that reason first prize has been changed to a TBD # of "poorly drawn hands flipping the bird at the viewer/recipient" in a medium and delivery date outside of the recipients control entirely. Cuz fukke them.
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[–] elgindelta [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There could never be a talent show without some @ryan8202 poetry bruh. You know this.