For I have become mod, destroyer of pathetic low effort, low quality shitposts, my hammer isn't special, no, not any different from any other, no more lovely or shit than those ones safe at home deep inside the collective nightmare of an intestinal blockage you can only become aware of as you pass into sleep after days long binge into self-loathing and dick mashing so constant you'd be within your rights to call transcendental. Now, all of this is to say:
There can only be so many MicklermeinHitler, motherfuckers walking about out there, and no matter how much you throb for it, neither you, me, nor any of the rest of the degenerates trying to get busy coupling in shadows here will ever be a real sxy 2D loli Hitler with delicious flat chest, I'm afraid. But good news, Hitler's dead, been gone for ages, Mick has died again and again, but can't stick with it... so all that's left for us to do is to give up 3D and go home in time to play moe~moe~kyun~ with oneesan before bed. So let's shitpost the shits only you, or me, or any of the voices some others of you been piping into my head, can ourselves, shit. It's all filth where we're heading, enjoy the ride... ohohoh, But before I forget....
Ants, meet bleach, boot, hammerite. Enjoy the burn, the bleedin, sores, and chaffing, get ready for some old fashion fun under this here sun, with your good buddy, Sloth, an Angra Mainyu: all the evils and shits of the world. Now show me those defenseless assholes, it's Tohsaka jackhammerin time, step right up, let me hear you scream and shout, and debase me.
Now on to the business at hand: how inspired by, euphoric from, entirely due to, and fault of @elgindelta and how that incredible postmodern, teasingly-ironic, psychosexual existential terror shitpost: Balls. touched me in my shitty rantin place; truly a thing of beatification, though, may your bag of nickles bounce freely on your little Mickle, dude...
<balls4ben> would be decent channel name for fags and friends, friendly fags, and those just looking for hammerin... Depending on network config or so on, irc. or chat.balls4ben.me makes for gud server name. Gonna see if that one's available, make my own feggity vooer! Gonna reg as many shit names and ben myself under myriad dildotic-hammers of so many shapes, sizes, and yes, even religion, ethnicity, and souls, [or so some say] that I suffer the most catastrophic wrath-of-god-given rektal disturbance in all of man's storied history of shitting the bed. All the world will know: some serious shit just went down for some sorry ass motherfucker somewhere; you too will hear it while you sit at home or pretend to be a person at work, I promise.
For several hundred kms surrounding my (now hopefully) rotting, auto-vivisected, bloated, and abandoned pathetic joke and sorry excuse for the remains of what was once perhaps a true human, will be an environmental disaster so hazardous even god itself came down to look around, give his final parting blessings ("gg no re 2 ez") and washed its hands of the whole mess; this whole place will be the proud production and owner of a consistently paradoxical Charnel house with ever growing death toll while the world sits and watches the show in the perceived safety homes provide, all the while this rising figure is updated manually and live streamed for those at home and with global dedicated servers at:
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in addition to an official government dumping ground of humanity's fatally mismanaged second generation stim-cell test tube grown lobotomite children ( the so called GOFASTGONEFAST stimigeni, if you read the news). When the last of the damage is finally accounted for and the first radioactively radical monstrosities the local human and animal population became (within mere days of the Movement) has decayed beyond their use as fuel for the last hearths warming those final lonely people grown successfully within another human, the truth will be undeniable: I'm the worst man-made disaster of its kind since the CNPP in old Ukraina took the Elephant's Foot up its own reactor hole (and took pics while doing so). It will be, for centuries the second largest region of the Continental Union of North American Nations that is uninhabitable to all organic matter known to god at the time of this writing...
Welcome to the old new shithole home, same as the newly old old homes! Come in, relax, make yourself comfy, won't you, yes, please do come along home, see the new sights, the disaster zone, tour a corpse of our funny, little shithole within another shithole, wee ole Slothropian Exclusion Zone; now with self-service Dumping & Disposal Ground for Humanity's Collective Unconscious, Naive Hopes of Brighter Tomorrows, and Other Worthless, Hazardous Trash: ie /v/SBBH here for another ride down the rabbit's asshole.