First, I have some shit to say - but I'm going to skip that. I am NOT happy with this shit. I am not happy with it one fucking bit.
What I need...
It should tie into WordPress, somehow. Woocommerce sucks dick. Let that be known.
I need a fucking photo gallery.
This gallery has to AUTOFUCKINGMATICALLY connect to some fucking service that will let people buy prints AUTOFUCKINGMATICALLY and drop ship that shit on my behalf and send me money every so often by PayPal or check.
Don't fucking ask why. It's not important.
How many fucking dollars do you cunts want? Don't make me fucking go to fiverr or some shit. I have no problems hiring brown people to work as my code monkeys. None. I don't fucking need you, but I'm turning to you pack of degenerates first.
I have dollars.
I have hosting.
Fix this shit.