I got up early and did my practice. Today's an easy day for PT, so I am probably done with that for the day.
I went to let the dog out and stepped out onto the porch.
Which is when I discovered it is -15° F (-26° C) outside. That's right about the point where it's damned cold and I start to get a little pissy with the temperature. Trust me, it's chilly.
Which brings me to this...
I don't actually have to go outside! That's right... I ain't gotta do a damned thing.
I get to stay in the house and do nothing. I ain't even gotta earn my cup of delicious cocoa! If anyone complains, "I can't go outside. I've got a broken femur."