My dog is mostly brown and black, but he has a white belly. If I hire him will it fulfill my diversity quota, or is he just another "fucking white male"? I have witnessed him hump other male dogs so I have a sneaking suspicion that he might be gay or bisexual. Would his sexuality get me a diversity point? I take this very seriously, I want to be a good upstanding progressive and the future career of my dog is riding on this. Due to the gravity of this situation, I'm going to have to ask for serious responses only please.